June 24th, 2012 at 7:58AM
  • Teacher: If you have 5 birds and shoot 2, how many birds do you have left?
  • Student: None because the gun shot scared them all away.
  • Teacher: i didn't mean the question that way, but I like the way you think.
  • Student: and i have a question for you. 3 women meet together for coffee. one sucks, one blows and one bites. which one is married?
  • Teacher: *looks away embarrassed* the one that sucks?
  • Student: No the one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way you think.
2 notes #LOL#teacher
June 23rd, 2012 at 12:21PM
  • website: currently under reconstruction. try again later.
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: maybe if I click the refresh button at a insane rate the website will magically work.
1 note #LOL#lol#internet
June 21st, 2012 at 3:17AM
#LOL#Youtube
June 19th, 2012 at 8:20AM
seems legit.

seems legit.

#LOL#ask.com#google#yahoo answers
June 18th, 2012 at 6:06AM
1 note #youtube#LOL#wierd insturment#insturment
June 18th, 2012 at 6:00AM
Exactly how i feel some days

Exactly how i feel some days

5 notes #sora#yosuga no sora#anima#lol
June 14th, 2012 at 5:59PM
HANG ON A SEC! I HAVE TO POST THIS TO FACEBOOK FIRST! 

HANG ON A SEC! I HAVE TO POST THIS TO FACEBOOK FIRST! 

2 notes #Blondes#LOL#facebook statuses#tornado
June 14th, 2012 at 5:33PM
This guy. -_-

This guy. -_-

22 notes #lol#guitar#youtube#severus snape#harry potter#hogwarts
June 8th, 2012 at 3:21AM
So True.

So True.

#growing up#jesus#first day of school#text#school#as a kid#lol#funny#humor#confession
September 14th, 2011 at 8:34PM
every day of my life i try my hardest not to scream that at some idiots

every day of my life i try my hardest not to scream that at some idiots

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