- Teacher: If you have 5 birds and shoot 2, how many birds do you have left?
- Student: None because the gun shot scared them all away.
- Teacher: i didn't mean the question that way, but I like the way you think.
- Student: and i have a question for you. 3 women meet together for coffee. one sucks, one blows and one bites. which one is married?
- Teacher: *looks away embarrassed* the one that sucks?
- Student: No the one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way you think.
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