February 2013
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have you ever met someone and you were just like immediately attracted to them not even in a sexual way there was just something about them that you were drawn to and you really wanted to tell them and get to know them better but you knew they wouldn’t feel the same way so you just obsessed over them from afar
September 2012
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monkaroo:
teamcocket:
when teachers make you buy 3 ring binders for their class and don’t hole punch any of the papers they hand out
My teachers made us get three hole punch things that fit in your binder too.
August 2012
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July 2012
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BAND CAMP.
SUNBURN. SUNBURN EVERYWHERE.
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June 2012
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this needs to be on my dash again (also its from...
Batman: Your parents just died
Batman: And this is crazy
Batman: But here's some hot pants
Batman: So suit up, maybe
Dick: what
Batman: I cope with grief by
Batman: adopting babies
Batman: So now you're Robin
Batman: My sidekick, maybe
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Teacher: If you have 5 birds and shoot 2, how many birds do you have left?
Student: None because the gun shot scared them all away.
Teacher: i didn't mean the question that way, but I like the way you think.
Student: and i have a question for you. 3 women meet together for coffee. one sucks, one blows and one bites. which one is married?
Teacher: *looks away embarrassed* the one that sucks?
Student: No the one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way you think.
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website: currently under reconstruction. try again later.
me:
me:
me: maybe if I click the refresh button at a insane rate the website will magically work.
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Stoners.
Stoners are the most inivative people ever. They can make a bong out of anything.ANYTHING.
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